Yoinky Sploinky

A slang word for Vehicular Manslaughter.
Often used in GenZ Memes.

Ted: Dude I just did a Yoinky Sploinky down the road.
John: TED, WHAT THE FUCK? DID YOU JUST RUN OVER 2 CHILDREN?
Ted: yes...

by DoxxMoxx January 28, 2024

Yoinky Sploinky

Noun meaning any sort of silly, wacky or stupid looking dance move.

''why he hitting that yoinky sploinky''

by kikikiki2145 January 4, 2026

The Yoinky Sploinky

the epicest most arousing thing ever
hit the yoinky sploinky and the girls pants simply fall off

guy 1:bro ima hit the yoinky sploinky
guy 2:alright bro hit us with it
*hits yoinky sploinky*
guy one and two continue to have sex (no homo)

by frog master IV December 14, 2021

The Yoinky Sploinky

The hardest dance move of all time. It instantly attracts and arouses all females (and males) within the nearest 7 kilometres. Unfortunately this is one weakness of hitting the hardest dance move of all time, as it will turn most, if not all, surrounding males gay, something likely undesirable for a straight male.

The Yoinky Sploinky example:
Person 1: bro watch me hit this devious Yoinky Sploinky
*proceeds to hit the hardest Yoinky Sploinky known to mankind*
Person 2: bro that shit hit different 🥵 that says so much about society ☹️ btw lemme kiss you on the mouth and suck your dick real quick 😳 (no homo obviously)

by Samueliscool223 October 16, 2021

The Yoinky Sploinky

dancing by putting your knees together at extreme speeds. the yoinky sploinky is a great way to get robbers to leave your home

"He did the yoinky sploinky and the crowd lost their minds!"

by TheRubyObelisk December 1, 2020

That yoinky sploinky

A doer of all things; The physical reincarnation of God.

That yoinky sploinky

by IATCA words March 15, 2021

Shred On The Yoinky

Slang for playing complex music on an instrument.

Slang for jerking off

A: Ey bro I heard you shred on the yoinky last night, we heard it from downstairs

B: Yeah man. I'm getting pretty good at guitar.

A: Nah man you were jerking off.

by Bigbenis6969 January 6, 2021