Purple headed yogurt slinger

When a man insert his penis into a tracheotomy stoma and gets an erection causing it to become stuck resulting in the head of the penis turning purple

This one time I was so desperate for action I got a purple headed yogurt slinger and had to call the squad.

Purple headed yogurt slinger by 24/48 uncensored July 5, 2018

purple-headed yogurt slinger 

Dick,penis,also the name of my band if I had one.

Chloe always asks me about your purple-headed yogurt slinger,what is it?

purple-headed yogurt slinger by sandwichsandwich September 12, 2018

Football headed yogurt slinger 

Of course...this is yet another word for the WONG...the male reproductive organ.

My football headed yogurt slinger survived many a journey.

"Hey look at that guy's football headed yogurt slinger...sick man"

Football headed yogurt slinger by Word July 6, 2004

purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis. The male sex organ.

He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.

purple headed yogurt slinger by Krackershaft November 28, 2002

purple headed yogurt slinger

Simply put, a weiner.

The load came flying out of the purple headed yogurt slinger

purple headed yogurt slinger by Junk September 18, 2003

purple headed yogurt slinger

simple, a penis

I've got a huge purple headed yogurt slinger.

purple headed yogurt slinger by Munchi Kawfi November 30, 2003

purple headed yogurt slinger

a weenie.

lauryn sucked that purple headed yogurt slinger like nobodys business

purple headed yogurt slinger by Justin April 11, 2003