Yerting a Gerk

When someone is yerting your gerk, it means they're yanking your dank, or beating your meat.

Example 1:

Jakobe -"Yo! Me and Roxanne went out last night and she yerted my gerk so good!!!"
Darek - "Damn man, get me a girl like Roxanne!"

Example 2:

Roxanne - "While yerting a gerk, remember to have fun!"

by urbandicKtlover69 November 29, 2018

Chef Yert

A common phrase said by students in Massachusetts. Has no meaning rather than to piss off passer bys.

CHEF YERT

by TheChefHimself December 12, 2017

yert skrrt desert

to leave a something, the act of skrrting or leaving

(School is over)
A Kid: Now that school is over, it is about time that I yert skrrt desert this place.

by iyoteduponsomeoneyesterday December 27, 2018

YERT: your environmental road trip

This version of yert represents the concern for sustainable living, and for people becoming more aware of being environmentally conscious.
Yert or Yurt ⛺️ can also describe the tent-like or circular dwellings that modern-day hippies may favor!

Are you sick and tired of materialistic living and the battle to keep up with the Joneses? Then sell your stuff, hop in the van, and go on YERT: your environmental road trip.

by Old School Rock and Rap April 16, 2018

Jerking His Yert

Fancy way of saying male masturbation

He loved Jerking His Yert to his favorite OnlyFans accounts

by organcontainer April 01, 2020

Yerted

When the team in first place gets beat by the team in last place, like Yertle the Turtle from Dr. Seuss.

The Lakers got yerted by the Thunder last night.

The Lions gave the Patriots the yert on Sunday.

by TheFuckingLeague November 04, 2023

Yert Mugabe

When you close your eyes Yert Mugabe will try approach you from behind. He is of North Korea 7 foot tall with a gigantic dong. There are only 2 Yert Mugabes and there will only be two.

Person 1: like Yert Mugabe always says don’t be afraid to pass it back
Person 2: like Yert Mugabe always says don’t be afraid to let them know we are here
Person 3: oh for fuck sake Yert Mugabe not another red card

by Prime CDM September 12, 2022