Waxer

A motorcycle owner who would rather wax his bike than ride it. It's a derogatory term because the behavior of waxing instead of riding implies that the rider is not experienced at riding the motorcycle.

Wait, he's only put 500 miles on the bike? He's owned it for 2 years! Goddamn waxer.

by rampanttech June 17, 2011

willy waxer

male or female who gives handjobs. Or refered to a man who uses lotion or cream to masturbate.

John: wheres dave?
richard: i dont know, probably home touchin himself
John: does he ever stop?
richard: Nah, hes a full blown willy waxer

by yo gaba gaba August 6, 2009

Nut-waxer

A Nut-waxer is most commonly known as someone who jumps in on other peoples jokes and ruins them by adding something stupid to the joke. It can also be used to describe that kid who hangs out with your group of friends, but who no one really likes, but that person is still nice to have around just to mess with and make fun of, and of course to wax your nuts.

Matt: Bro, making fun of aaron is just as fun as going to Six flags, but it doesn't cost you thirty dollars.

Ian: Yeah dude, he's such a nut-waxer. hahahaha.

by mattinthehat93 December 6, 2009

weasel waxer

A woman, or a man, who services the penis of men who are typically unsuccessful in the hook up department.

“She's hooking up with another total Heeb?! She really is a weasel waxer!”

by AdMan Jones December 31, 2020

Bee Waxer

1. A girl that is considered cute because of how annoying she can be;
2. A future bf/gf

"Your such a bee waxer sometimes..."
"gn my 'lil bee waxer, talk to you later 😍"

by V+T+D+A = DT August 15, 2023

Wixer

From German, a junkie or a guy who masturbates all day.

Fuck yourself, wixer! Or: Dieser Typ wichst sich den ganzen Tag, was fuer'n Wixer! - meaning: This dude wixes all day, what a wixer!
To wix = to fuck oneself

by Globetrash May 28, 2013

turd waxer

a term for someone who practices anal sex due to the shiny, so wax-like effect of semen.

'that guy is such a turd waxer'

by Jaaaaames January 7, 2005