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eggy woofter

That fart was an eggy woofter
by Luigi-XXII November 23, 2016
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Woost

A Woost is a semi-mythical creature that appears when needed to assist in times of trouble. The word can also be used to describe someone who is unexpectedly helpful as in "What a Woost ..."

Also heard as "Woosty" to describe something that is wonderful, but quite unexpectedly so.
I had no way to change that flat when some dude just showed up and DID IT for me. What a freakin' Woost ...

Pay it forward, man, or that's the last Woost you'll see.
by Jetdriver March 16, 2009
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Wolsten-headache

Getting a head ache whilst head banging along to Muse
I've got a massive Wolsten-headache from head banging to Chris Wolstenholmes (Muse bass guitarist) meaty bass intro on Hysteria.
by Steve-O Kniev-O October 5, 2011
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Whoste

To do a group call with people around ze world
V: "Whoste?"
E: "Whoste"
I: " Whooooooste"
by issa mystery September 18, 2018
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Get Wooted

1. The perfect username for snowball. io

2. When your just better than someone at something
( 2. ) Man 1: I suck at this math quiz.
Man 2: Oh I got %100.
Man 1: How! I got %26!
Man 2: Get wooted, son.
by ClickedEnter January 11, 2020
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freshwater woofter

A person who fishes in bodies of freshwater rather than participate in real mens fishing in the sea. Usually taken up by men before they come out to their wives so as to soften the blow.
Wife, “my husband came out to me the other day

Friend, “Omg, that must have been such a shock!”

Wife, “not really, he’s been a freshwater woofter for several months now”
by Realfisher November 14, 2021
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Daniel Woolstencroft

The kind of guy who dumps his girlfriend of 7 years (on and off) because he wants to bang a lesbian.

Synonym: Stinky
Boner: You heard about Roland?
Pat: Nah . . . what?
Boner: Well he dumped his girlfriend of like . . . forever
Pat: Cunt move . . . why?
Boner: He wanted to bang some chick. And then about a week later he found out she was a lesbian.
Pat: What a Daniel Woolstencroft
by Hugo Harlotbreath March 6, 2019
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