Woolly Mammoth

A very blonde man who plays the trombone attracted to a very hairy man. Both men are in marching band.

Billy Bob: Jimmy D, you keep me so warm in the winter with your man hair.

Jimmy D: What else are woolly mammoths for?

by BBTM August 27, 2009

Woolly Bully

(1.) noun: A joint or Kingston Cigar that is ill-constructed and nearly impossible to smoke.

(1.) Jim tried to smoke the joint, but found it to be a Woolly Bully.

by the specter August 13, 2007

woolly bullet

Tampon. Absorbent fibrous plug inserted into the vagina by female user to soak up troublesome menstrual discharge.

She always packs a round of woolly bullets in her handbag for those more 'difficult' days of the month.

by Patrick Staton July 22, 2007

woolly back

a person from warrington an st helens they r gr8! so if u skit em an take d piss dnt cos if ye do they r better than u anyway so get it rite

warrington is d best

by stace June 27, 2004

Woolly Camel

A hairy vaginas

Hey Girl, can I see that woolly camel?

by Man bun dave May 13, 2023

woolly worm

When a partner defecates a tubular turd on a hairy chest. A variation of this would be an easter basket, where a partner defecates small pellet like turds on a hairy chest.

My girl gave me a woolly worm last night that won't wash off.

by Adam D-z nuts Clark November 11, 2006

Woolly Mammoth

Much older woman who likes younger guys. Usually a woman over the age of 65. Older version of a cougar.

Ted: "Did you see the way that lady is looking at me? What a cougar"

Jim: "Dude that's not a cougar, look at those saggy tits, that's a Woolly Mammoth"

Ted: "Oh well, I'd still rip her Depends off and smoke her hams"

by Romese October 21, 2011