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Wilbur soot 

The most perfect man ever. Wilbur is beautiful and charming and smart and is the only man i care about. I will sell my soul for him.
Any sane person: “Wilbur soot is so pretty , I genuinely want to marry him”
“Me too”

wilburlvrr 

Person: who is wilburlvrr?
Other person: the best
wilburlvrr by Maryjoe15610 April 2, 2021

Wilbur Soot YLYL Rules

Rule #1 No Boomers
Rule #2 No Zoomers
Rule #3 No Weebs (under penalty of death, I’m looking at you, Phil)
Rule #4 No Marvel Stans
Rule #5 Stan Loona
Rule #6 No K-Pop
Rule #7 No My Little Pony Friendship is F**k
Rule #8 No Videos I’ve Already Seen Before
Rule #9 Staged Videos Are Sh*t
Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5
Rule #11 Loud Videos Are Sometimes Funny
Wilbur: guys, remember the 11 Wilbur Soot YLYL Rules.

Wilbur: *states all 11 rules*

Wilbur-flap 

A penis that goes through the slit in a mans boxers or briefs because of excess movement or lack of button.
I was playing basketball in boxers and I got a huge wilbur-flap.
Wilbur-flap by kc42gc April 10, 2009

Wilbur Soot-ing 

“Wilbur Soot-ing” is referencing to the time when minecraft streamer/youtuber Wilbur Soot glitched while playing Minecraft championships (mcc)
he got knocked off a platform,and when he should have died,he somehow got stuck on a block and survived the round.
i’m just Wilbur Soot-ing rn-“
Wilbur Soot-ing by tobylikesbees January 11, 2021

Wilbur Soot 

Literally the most sexiest 24-year-old in the universe. Best singer. Minecraft youtuber. Just I have never met someone who doesn’t have a crush on this man-
Y/N: “Wilbur Soot be popping it off, huh?”
Me: “Si”
Wilbur Soot by 3.14159265589 May 17, 2021