Bazinga bazongo my wife is in the Congo 

To troll (v).

Trolled (adj).

Troller (n).

Troll(lolololololo)

“Yeah man, she said bazinga bazongo my wife is in the Congo. Then she burned down my house with my mom inside.”
“Damn bro, that’s cold.”

Bazinga bazongo my wife is in the Congo by Sorry I killed ur mom December 6, 2021

wife insurance 

The things a man does to keep his woman satisfied, so she won't be tempted by another man or just leave him flat-out. Included but not limited to her emotional, sexual, and financial desires.

"I brought home flowers and candy for my lady last night, then took her out to dinner. It's all part of the premium I pay for my wife insurance."

wife insurance by dipsys November 1, 2014

'Begging Wife Indirectly' 

When guys blatantly act out of character for the sole sake of impressing, swooning, and scoring brownie points with the female population...

...only to reveal their true colours within a few Facebook comments, Facebook posts, or within a few minutes...

...even though the females are too busy wiping up the moisture between their legs to notice that their knight in shining armour aka Prince Valiant Cassanova is just a fraud who is trying to get into their panties using techniques that are not respected or sanctioned by the "Guy Code."

These posts are usually PAINFULLY OBVIOUS to ANY GUY reading, but they seem to slip right below women's radars.... and into their panties.

Did you see the way those chicks were all swooning over that asshole's Facebook status even though he was just 'Begging Wife Indirectly'?

No matter how much of an asshole he has proved himself to be, all he had to type was, "Every woman deserves a man who makes her forget that her heart was ever broken," and them dumb brawds came running.

The game's changing... for the worse.

'Begging Wife Indirectly' by P33V3D January 9, 2012

Wife-ing it up

A term used to describe your best friend's infatuation with his new girl friend. Where the friend puts aside all other people and commitments in order to spend as much time with the new girl.

Have you seen Todd lately?
No, he's been wife-ing it up with Karen for the past 2 weeks

Wife-ing it up by loleyknave August 4, 2010

Wife of Indra 

An aerobic sexual position which calls for the woman to pull her knees back to her breast with the man assisting in supporting her raised pelvis.

We did wife of indra last night.

Wife of Indra by [e-mail] September 10, 2005

internet wife 

Like a wife, committed to each other, mentally, emotionally, intimately, and spiritually ... Just like a real marriage, joined as one, without physical intimacy ...

I have had an intimate relationship to my internet wife for the past 3yrs ...

internet wife by Crotchety Old Grouch May 29, 2020

Infantry wife 

Proud army wife, married to an infantry soldier in the US Army. Many are nasty whores, though some are loving spouses who are devoted to thier husband and family, and who are NOT in it just for the damn I.D. card or benefits (insurance, income, commissary, etc.) Infantry wives can truely appreciate the beauty of a hot infantryman, as they are the ones who regularly see them in absolutely nothing other than thier dog tags. Yummy.

Infantry wife: "Welcome home! I missed you!! Now let's go to the bedroom."

Infantry soldier: "Hell yeah!"

Infantry wife by Fort lewis Wifey December 31, 2010