That's some white people shit.
by v4rkr December 15, 2020
Get the white peoplemug. (n) - European settlers who traveled across the Atlantic Ocean and settled in the United States and Canada. If you ask a 'white person' their origin they say "America,"an identity they created and impose on the world across all channels. White people hail from Great Britain/UK, Germany, France, Scandinavia, and Italy and for the past 500 years they have become one body of people. Their culture is one excess meat, alcohol, wheat, cow products, and potato consumption, one- off European street festivals, and of mild amnesia. They claim they discovered a land that was devoid of civilized human settlement. A key quality of white people is their ability to continuously repress or actively forget that their ancestors committed genocide on the lives of 10 million+ Native American women, children, and men in one to two decades. They did this based on the belief that by leaving Europe, where they had been medieval serfs for centuries or aristocratic incestuous/pure bloods who hit an economic ceiling, this 'new land' was a fresh start. They suffer from extreme digestive issues and anxiety, are incapable of living a simple life void of violence, and deal with egocentric superiority complexes (see 'Neanderthal origins'.) White ppl suffer from severe Vitamin D deficiency, hate the sun and cooking spices because it turns them into a chill, sane, naturally intelligent being.
'Hey where you are you from?'
I'm white. White people like me don't know where we come from. We all say we're AMERICAN, YEA BABY ROCK AND ROLL, like we sprouted from the North American soil. I'm actually born from the lavender plant. But where did your brown ass migrate from? You're clearly not American given the degree of melanin in your skin.
'Dude you're taking European and US History AP exams this year?'
Yea, it's easy it's just white people taking out their guns, germs, and steels to obliterate anyone who points out how dense they are. For the past 2,000 years. OMG they are so obsessed with war.
I'm white. White people like me don't know where we come from. We all say we're AMERICAN, YEA BABY ROCK AND ROLL, like we sprouted from the North American soil. I'm actually born from the lavender plant. But where did your brown ass migrate from? You're clearly not American given the degree of melanin in your skin.
'Dude you're taking European and US History AP exams this year?'
Yea, it's easy it's just white people taking out their guns, germs, and steels to obliterate anyone who points out how dense they are. For the past 2,000 years. OMG they are so obsessed with war.
by @jigglypuffsweetrice November 17, 2021
Get the white peoplemug. normally snowflakes. lie about going outside a lot, never leave there house, causing them to stay super white in which they complain about being white
person 1- "dude, you're so white".
person 2-"yeah, I'm so utterly confused why".
person 1-"probably cause you sit inside all day".
person 2-"i do not such a thing".
person 2-"okay".
person 3-" white people"
person 2-"yeah, I'm so utterly confused why".
person 1-"probably cause you sit inside all day".
person 2-"i do not such a thing".
person 2-"okay".
person 3-" white people"
by i dont know shizzz January 3, 2021
Get the white peoplemug. by Knee-Lover August 11, 2018
Get the White Peoplemug. by epicman12345 November 21, 2018
Get the White peoplemug. going out to do stunts only crazy people would think of doing, especially stunts you've seen in the movies, like hoping skyscraper to skyscraper, or hanging on a cliff that could lead to possible deaths
Tim went white peopling last night before getting a concussion on the head from doing flips on the edge of a high building.
by amori March 10, 2017
Get the white peoplingmug. A word that is impossible to define on Urban Dictionary without getting hundreds or thousands of dislikes.
by - The Cold Hard Truth - February 26, 2022
Get the White Peoplemug.