A rapper who has a big dick, tells kids to stay in school and says Jesus is his nigga. He often gets very off topic when he is asked a simple question.
Interviewer: So, is your album coming out this month?
Webbie: Yeah and it gon be big! It gon be big mane! You know why! Cause I got a big dick!
Interviewer: Do you attend church?
Webbie: Mane, Jesus ma nigga! He my nigga! I love Jesus he a real nigga!
Interviewer: What do you think about education in America?
Webbie: Kids stay in school! The kids wanna be like me, they wanna be like Boosie, I say you can be whatever you wanna be, but stay in school, stay in school, stay in school!
Go pick up dat Savage Life 5 or I finna beat the fuck out ya! Boo finna shoot ya!
Interviewer: Have you met my girlfriend?
Webbie: now thaz a bad bad bitch!
Webbie: Yeah and it gon be big! It gon be big mane! You know why! Cause I got a big dick!
Interviewer: Do you attend church?
Webbie: Mane, Jesus ma nigga! He my nigga! I love Jesus he a real nigga!
Interviewer: What do you think about education in America?
Webbie: Kids stay in school! The kids wanna be like me, they wanna be like Boosie, I say you can be whatever you wanna be, but stay in school, stay in school, stay in school!
Go pick up dat Savage Life 5 or I finna beat the fuck out ya! Boo finna shoot ya!
Interviewer: Have you met my girlfriend?
Webbie: now thaz a bad bad bitch!
by Icy Wyte December 10, 2016
Get the Webbiemug. 1."Can you believe this shit? I got a fuckin paper cut on my webby."
2."You wish your webbies looked this good."
2."You wish your webbies looked this good."
by Igothoez March 24, 2008
Get the Webbymug. A horrible umpire for baseball who has a strike zone six feet high and three feet wide. He will signal safe and call out, while yelling "Fair Ball!" He is almost always drunk before games, and, "Just wants to get out of here." He is hated by almost every player he has every umpired for.
"Dude did you see that call last night?"
No, I was too busy doing homework.
"Yeah, it was crazy. The ump totally blew it."
Sounds a lot like Webby.
"Nah, no one's that bad.
No, I was too busy doing homework.
"Yeah, it was crazy. The ump totally blew it."
Sounds a lot like Webby.
"Nah, no one's that bad.
by falcons52 May 8, 2010
Get the Webbymug. by Artdg May 10, 2010
Get the Webbymug. a fussy humanoid male. Webbies are extremely slender and are sort of twiggy looking. They have adorable personalities and do webbie things all day, (which can only be described as webbiness). Webbies get super hyped by small compliments or success and super depressed by small setbacks. In a lot of ways they are similar to pets but far exceeds an animal pet in terms of intelligence.
A common thing to keep in mind when you own a webbie.
Webbie, stop overeating or-else you will have stomach ache tomorrow!!
Webbie, stop overeating or-else you will have stomach ache tomorrow!!
by Ben September 14, 2014
Get the Webbiemug. Short guy with very very very spikey blonde hair. He is small and all the girls love him. He also has a squeaky voice.
by John Smith Extra Smooth October 22, 2003
Get the Webbymug.