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eating baked beans while watching cars two

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019
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Watching face

A person who don't Mind their beeswax; A person who don't stay in their lane
Him: I got the kill bro
Her: Who shits you killed
Him: Why you watching face?
by Willybounce October 15, 2016
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digital people watching

Like people watching , but digitally.

A hobby in which you watch people with your phone, mainly for online dating website when you swipe and watch people’s profile /pictures just for fun, not really into actual conversations or engaging.
by Little speck April 4, 2018
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watching scary movies

to have loud sex
Last night Derek and Caitlin were watching scary movies.
by chocolate603 October 17, 2010
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Watching Gacha Heat

This term is slang for slowly and surely killing yourself via losing your own sanity and dying from the most horrifying version of cringe
Person 1: hey person 2, what are you doing?
Person 2:watching Gacha Heat
Person 1: DON'T DO IT PERSON 2, YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!!
by Mittens Da Cat February 1, 2021
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pork watching

To watch someone/something while relentlessly eating pork. Popularized by Joe Gatto
I ate 3 pounds of pork while watching you earlier, sorry for pork watching you bro
by xSkulkerR February 6, 2018
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a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021
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