Waffle House

Slang term for a typical white high school basketball player. Could be found going fishing in his free time. Probably is named Jack.

"That Woodson player is such a Waffle House"
"Waffle House is driving me to school today"

Waffle House by Zzz123456789zzz March 30, 2016

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Waffle House

Shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing it.

I waffle housed that laptop. Next time remember your password

Waffle House by Ate out by George washington June 27, 2016

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Waffle House

What happens behind the Waffle House, stays behind the Waffle House.

I'm going to take this lady of the night behind the Waffle House.

Waffle House by EODPepperJack June 30, 2016

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Waffle House

A place where four people have been killed by a local PUBG player.

Did you hear about the WAFFLE HOUSE shooting?

Waffle House by Ghosnext May 29, 2018

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Waffle House

A place worse than hell, people will urge you to go, but do not. Waffle House is not a restaurant. It is a punishment.

"GOD PLEASE NOT WAFFLE HOUSE, ANYWHERE ELSE, I'LL GO TO FUCKING STEAK N' SHAKE!!"

Waffle House by A Guy Who Describes Things June 10, 2022

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Waffle House

The Waffle House is a powerful eldritch monster which is said to have infinite power and knowledge. To contain it the Waffle House must gain a new host a being chosen to contain it's power and share its goods and knowledge with the words. The ritual to find the New Host comes every 1000 years.

Child: Grandpa bro did you feel that wave and what's that bright red beam shoot in the sky

Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host

Waffle House by M_Ace January 18, 2023

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Waffle House

Verb:

The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.

My girlfriend and I were on our way to brunch today to remedy the previous night’s bad decisions and Taco Bell; I felt something special brewing, so I locked the windows and jacked up the heated seats and waffle housed her something fierce.

Waffle House by Wheezl February 18, 2023

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