metrosexual

a person who jerks off to trains

"Woah that kid is jerking off to that r42's axle! What a metrosexual!"

by Penis VanLesbian April 10, 2021

metrosexuals

Males who are concerned with their looks more than the average female. A metrosexual generally takes a signifigant amount of time in the bathroom "grooming" themselves before going out. They often get quite upset or even aggressive when their hair is touched, and refuse to go outside in the rain. Spiked bleached hair and tan skin is common among metrosexuals, but it is not necessary. A metrosexual can be gay, but they often are not.

Also called prettyboy, fruity, or foppish.

Those guys with the Mark McGrath haircuts are such metrosexuals!

by Mr.3d PHD March 3, 2008

Metrosexual

A normally straight male who possesses qualities of a gay male without being attracted to men. A metro often appreciates the finer things in life and enjoys making himself look good; be it through styling his hair or wearing fashionable clothes.

Person 1: "Is he gay"

Person 2: "No, he does dress well, but he has a wife"

Person 1: "Oh, he must be metro then"

by Monde July 4, 2005

Manly Metrosexual

a male that has metro sexual tendencies but still participates in "Macho" male activities. He cares about his looks and will make sure during the "macho" activities they don't get messed up too much, but also isn't afraid to get a little dirty.

Person 1- You are a Manly Metrosexual Tyler.
Person 2- Whatever, I'm not metrosexual just care about my looks. I'm a man!
Person 1- Exactly.

by HollyBabe May 4, 2010

Hetrosexual

A dumbass that thinks they know how to spell heterosexual

Kyle texted me that he was "hetrosexual" after I called him gay, lmao that dumbass

by VilteKes July 1, 2019

verasexual

A person who is aroused by or attracted to truth telling and vulnerability

When you share how you really feel, what you really want, who you really are it turns me the fuck on because I'm verasexual.

by TheRhea May 24, 2022

metrosexual

A man who understands that women do not enjoy a smelly, dirty, nasty, sick, womanizing, egotistical, red-neck and wants to make themself look and feel good. Also understands that you can love having sex with women, and look/smell good at the same time.

Red-necks should take metro-sexuals advice and wash their body more than once a week so they can get a girl with more than one tooth.

by Eric KC D. May 9, 2005