Vermonting

Defecating one's pants so hard it blows out the sides, generally resulting in a harsh rash and cry baby tears.

I wish you weren't so prone to vermonting every time we see each other, it really sours the mood.

by morezucchini June 30, 2025

Vezzoning

When eating food and you drop into the zoned out stare mid-chew.

The whole family is Vezzoning while eating their supper.

by Youngestroon March 13, 2026