A spread for toast made of vegetable extract. While it is extremely popular in Australia, it is reviled everywhere else. This aspect of vegemite is used for great humour by we Australians, as a single smear of it will reduce a non-Australian to a quivering jelly, similar to a veteran of 'Nam.
To make a vegemite sandwich, you must toast two slices of bread, and then butter it. You must then add just the right amount of spread, I find that half-a-teaspoon per slice works perfectly. Press the two slices together, and eat. Then, depending on nationality, you will proceed to the local pub or to the ER.
Some leading scientists theorise that we Australians can digest vegemite do to our stomachs and tongues being lined with a natural Kevlar, strengthened by years of swearing, drinking and licking kangaroos.
To make a vegemite sandwich, you must toast two slices of bread, and then butter it. You must then add just the right amount of spread, I find that half-a-teaspoon per slice works perfectly. Press the two slices together, and eat. Then, depending on nationality, you will proceed to the local pub or to the ER.
Some leading scientists theorise that we Australians can digest vegemite do to our stomachs and tongues being lined with a natural Kevlar, strengthened by years of swearing, drinking and licking kangaroos.
Robert: Hey, you wanna try a Vegemite sandwich?
Johann: Okay, I've never had one before.
Robert (prepares sandwich) here you go.
(Johann eats it, then coughs up own appendix)
Robert: Wussy.
Johann: Okay, I've never had one before.
Robert (prepares sandwich) here you go.
(Johann eats it, then coughs up own appendix)
Robert: Wussy.
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Vegeta: I am the Prince of all Saiyans!
Goku: Uh... Vegeta, we're the only Saiyans left!
Vegeta: Quiet! I'm on to something!
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Englebert enjoyed rubbing his wedding vegetables on a daily basis.
Why hast thou pounded my wedding vegetables so? I will be racked with pain for much time to come.
Why hast thou pounded my wedding vegetables so? I will be racked with pain for much time to come.
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"Welcome to Mcdonald's what can I get for you?"
"Umm, do you guys have hot dogs"
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"No"
"Oh, for real? Can I have a chicken vegeta then?"
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lacto vegetarians rule!
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De facto vegetarian: I'm too broke and lazy to cook meat, all I eat is pasta.
De facto vegetarian: I'm too broke and lazy to cook meat, all I eat is pasta.
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