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Vegemite

A spread for toast made of vegetable extract. While it is extremely popular in Australia, it is reviled everywhere else. This aspect of vegemite is used for great humour by we Australians, as a single smear of it will reduce a non-Australian to a quivering jelly, similar to a veteran of 'Nam.
To make a vegemite sandwich, you must toast two slices of bread, and then butter it. You must then add just the right amount of spread, I find that half-a-teaspoon per slice works perfectly. Press the two slices together, and eat. Then, depending on nationality, you will proceed to the local pub or to the ER.
Some leading scientists theorise that we Australians can digest vegemite do to our stomachs and tongues being lined with a natural Kevlar, strengthened by years of swearing, drinking and licking kangaroos.
Robert: Hey, you wanna try a Vegemite sandwich?
Johann: Okay, I've never had one before.
Robert (prepares sandwich) here you go.
(Johann eats it, then coughs up own appendix)
Robert: Wussy.
by Marvelator September 19, 2013
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Vegeta

A character from the Dragon Ball Z series, who makes it quite clear that he is the Prince of all Saiyans.
Vegeta: I am the Prince of all Saiyans!

Goku: Uh... Vegeta, we're the only Saiyans left!

Vegeta: Quiet! I'm on to something!
by TheCanCollecter June 28, 2008
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vegetable

an offensive term for a chromie homie, or retard
Person 1: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: The wheelchair.
by TheGoldenPeanut February 28, 2017
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wedding vegetables

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.
Englebert enjoyed rubbing his wedding vegetables on a daily basis.

Why hast thou pounded my wedding vegetables so? I will be racked with pain for much time to come.
by Jackson Tomlinson July 20, 2007
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chicken vegeta

What you order from Mcdonald's when you're extremely high, and read fajita as vegeta, and spend the whole time waiting for your food thinking of Dragon Ball z
"Welcome to Mcdonald's what can I get for you?"

"Umm, do you guys have hot dogs"

"No"

"Oh, for real? Can I have a chicken vegeta then?"
by Jay Ferrari February 2, 2009
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Lacto Vegetarian

consume milk and milk products, along with plant-basd foods. They omit eggs as well as meat, fish, and poultry.
by AsiaVincelli January 5, 2007
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de facto vegetarian

a person who is too poor or lazy to cook anything other than rice or pasta
PETA rep: You should become vegan, hurting animals is bad.
De facto vegetarian: I'm too broke and lazy to cook meat, all I eat is pasta.
by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanonymous January 25, 2011
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