Vargoski

Lying about the length of something. Ie. Length of a penis or unit of measurement.

I totally pulled a Vargoski and lied about my peckers length being 14 inches. Little did she know it is only two.

by Molecule_splitter October 9, 2016

various oils

well like, ass juice? could be considered as a various oil

"oh man, can't wait to get me some of those various oils! love the taste!"

by gaydicklefrick69 April 8, 2017

varioriented

one whose sexual orientation differs from that of their romantic orientation

Jacob: Why are you dating Mark, isn’t he a boy?
Anne: I’m varioriented

by chinachingchonggong November 23, 2019

various thivs

Various thivs are defined as an unclear quantity of assorted, unrelated food items that are eaten with the hands in a hideously barbaric fashion.

Separate from eating a meal, which is a formally arranged assortment of ingredients on a plate and is ordinarily done by people with self respect, various thivs are individual ingredients eaten by cavemen who don't give a fuck and can range from tortilla chip crumbs to an entire half of a sandwich.

Essentially, it is snacking until you're not hungry anymore and don't bother eating dinner.

Jackie: Did you eat dinner?
Joe: No I just ate various thivs

by Fwobert December 31, 2010

variophonic

Synthesizers that have an architecture that isn't "paraphonic (usually fully-polyphonic note generation directed through a single filter and a single amp)," "multiphonic (limited polyphony, but each note has its own amp, filter, etc.)" but has some odd-numbered combination of filters or amps that make it capable of more than paraphony but less than full-articulation, are

that moog is variophonic

by ENBertussi May 16, 2019

Vargo

The fake name you give to the police when you've been arrested too many times.

The Officer arrested Ms. Vargo for stealing Jeans, knowing she looked familiar.

by TheAntiTrollkin July 30, 2018

logan vargo

Egg. Dated a tranny.

Unruh unh logan vargo *_______*

by Mynameischris69420 June 12, 2019