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Vanguard girl

A typical girl at Vanguard University of Southern California. She has wavy blonde hair, green eyes, is short, and unnaturally, rediculously, skinny. She wears baggy ripped jeans, rainbows, loves little african babies, and has an equally annoying boyfriend. She also has a tatoo on her inner wrist with a faith related saying in cursive letters, and thinks she was the first one to get it.
A Vanguard girl loves Africa, dresses bohemian, shops at urban outfitters, and has an iphone.
by LexiB February 10, 2009
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vannity

TO be so freaking pretty & lots of people love her and she makes alot of peoples laugh sksksksk oh and she likes to use these type of emojis (:)), ;) ,;(,:/) like she is always caring about other peoples oh and she laughs waay to much sksksksk. Everyone trying to be her
"OMG VANNITY IS JUST THE FREAKING BEST I CANT LIKE I WANNA BE JUST LIKE HER "
by Vannity :)) December 12, 2018
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Vanbumbled

When you accidentally see a family members genitalia.
I got vanbumbled by my grandmother in 1998.
by Cru7 August 26, 2017
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Vanguard Boy

Typically wears flannel or plaid of some kind, occasionally combined with a loose fitting beanie. They find it tantalizing to not shower or practice any form of hygiene, for the purpose of not prohibiting their “manhood.” Vanguard boys enjoy listening to emo, indie or rock music, in an attempt to pursue originality and diversity in their musical tastes. Plays or at least owns some form of guitar, surfboard, skateboard and Toms shoes (in order to accurately display their love for needy children in 3rd world countries).

When it comes to dating and relationships, Vanguard boys consist of 2 categories: The first insists on dating nobody, either out of their fear for the opposite sex or for the purpose of waiting for their perfect future spouse. The other insists on dating everybody, keeping their options open and unrestricted. In extreme cases Vanguard boys have dated roommates simultaneously, disregarding female societal norms.

CAUTION: Vanguard Boys are prone to commit and initiate several coffee rendezvous and intentional conversations on Vanguard’s bench or block- but nothing more- real dates are for real men!

At first Vanguard boys emphasize their spirituality in the relationship, showing you their softer theological side but eventually break up with you to “pursue all that God has for them.”

CAUTION: Confusion comes into play because first you must actually be “in a relationship” for him to break up with you.
A proper use of the term “Vanguard Boy” can be in reference but is not limited to any of the following terms: egotistical, immature, manipulative, shallow, afraid, awkward, unhygienic, two-faced, and a tool.

**Due to the generalization of “Vanguard Boy” there are very few exceptions and limitations please consult a Vanguard girl if you have nay questions or concerns**
by brownbaby1127 November 16, 2009
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Vanness

Usually the type who are smart. This name is normally put on guys, and these guys are the type to be nice but if you make them mad, they are gonna smash you into little pieces.
Man, he’s like a Vanness!
by HumanMan123 January 5, 2018
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Vanny

A girl who is outgoing, smart, and funny. She really likes potato salad. -.- Hangs with a nice crowd and seems to know who are her real friends. Sometimes she can become judge mental over someone she dislikes. She is very trustworthy and she can keep your secrets. She is such a good friend. (: Don't know Vanny? Well, ain't that a shame.
Buttnut! That's Vanny!
by Mhmmm.! June 9, 2011
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Vanbulance

The "van-style" ambulance. Not the typical modular body style ambulance. Vanbulances are often seen in crowded city environments where larger ambulances would have difficulty negotiating traffic, etc...
Not only are vanbulances fuggly (that's frigging ugly) the patient campartment is extremely cramped.
by EMS Smurf August 15, 2007
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