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Vanishing Twin Syndrome

This phenomenon happens when a woman is expecting twins, but one of the twins in the pregnant woman's womb disappears or vanishes. This happens as a result of a miscarriage of one of the twins. The dead fetal tissues of the miscarriaged twin is absorbed by the other twin, placenta, or the mother causing it to vanish. Instead of having twins, the woman will have only one baby.
Dad: "I can't wait to have twins! I'm going to be the happiest dad in the world!"
Mom: "I'm so sorry hun, the doctor told me I have vanishing twin syndrome. One of the twins absorbed the other one."

Dwight Schrute: "When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins, and they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."
by Undeveloped Peanut September 10, 2020
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Vanshita

Meaning - 'Enchanted'
Also Known As: Vanshi/Vanu/Vaneh

Exhibits a deep passion for video games, feline companions, and the realm of art.
Unapologetically self-identifies as a hopeless romantic often manifesting delulu infatuations with individuals significantly older or, alternatively, nurturing a flourishing cadre of feline friends, often exceeding a count of ten, all while living a life of solitude.

Harbors a notable fascination with pyrotechnics, occasionally entertaining the notion of engaging in acts of arson, frequently within educational institutions, especially laboratory settings.

Despite her amiable nature, she remains a source of intimidation for others, a phenomenon that perplexes her.

Much like the mythical Medusa, she possesses a mesmerizing quality, although instead of turning people to stone, she enchants and hypnotizes them, compelling them to heed her every command.
In a conversation with friends, someone mentioned, "Vanshita's like, 'I'm so lit that I want to commit arson", but her medusa powers ain't a flex, you know?'

Another friend chimed in, "Yeah, she loves ghosting people. She's always saying, 'Emotional intimacy? Nah, not my vibe. Only a handful of people have seen me cry.'"

Amidst the conversation, someone asked, "What's her deal with kids?"

A friend replied, "Oh, she hates kids. She prefers animals, especially cats. She once said, 'I'd yeet a kid out a balcony without hesitation.'"

One of the friends added, "People think she's super serious because of her resting bitch face, but she's actually trolling half of the time. She even joked, 'They think I'm all business, but I'm just having fun messing with them.'"

When discussing her instincts, another friend mentioned, "In social settings, she can judge someone's vibes pretty quickly. She told me once, 'Trust me when it comes to instincts; if I say someone is sus, you better listen to me.'"
by ArsonistKittyCat October 10, 2023
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A disorder, commonly suffered by Millenials and Boomers alike, in which the person loses all recollection of the location of their subway MetroCard.

Often such VMS victims can be seen muffling through their wallets over and over unsuccessfully looking for the MetroCard they purchased the day before.
Where the f#@k is my card, I just bought it yesterday? My VMS: Vanishing MetroCard Syndrome must be flaring up.

Hang on man, I need to buy a new MeteoCard; I have VMS
by BeetlejuiceGreen November 14, 2019
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vanishing a white russian

AKA The white Russian

Jerking off into the crack of a Russian girls ass and then making her Friend snort up the cum as if she was doing a line of coke.
Ted: omfg last night i was with ur mom and ur sister and we Vanished a white russian, thats right i finally got to fulfil my fetish of Vanishing a white russian

Jeff Punches Teds lights out and walks away
by Retartd May 11, 2008
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Vanishinghandler

When a males sexual parts vanish and merge into his pants/shorts and make them vanish. (Because it's so small.)
"When it isn't erect, you might think it's a Vanishinghandler!"
by lKing May 12, 2014
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vagishit

when you shit in a girls vagina and when you fuck her it splatters all over the room and you rub your body’s all over it and lick it all up
babe can we vagishit tonight?? i’ve been craving it for the last few days
by poopinhervag May 29, 2018
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Vanshit

Me to James Charles - are you vanshit ?
by Vakyan November 22, 2021
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