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Vanessa

Cool, pretty, loved by everyone...
She can be a pain in the ass but really sweet
Family before anything (best friends are family)
Brown hair and beautiful eyes
Extremely funny!!!
-I met this beautiful and funny girl at a party last night!!!
~Looks like you met a Vanessa.
by Cece Raquel pierce February 17, 2015
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Vanessa

A queen, a true beauty. a real 'mamacita'; she is the hottest woman on this planet! blows you away at first site! Damn, a puerto rican godess with a body like a fine tuned spanish guitar. Heads will turn when she walks into the room. Incredible presence, tastefully stylish and very classy. Remarkably elegant and undeniably sexy. Always appropriate. One in a million and a head above all the rest. Marc Anthony and Grey Goose succumb to her every whim. However, don't underestimate her for a minute...she's sharper than a knife and will cut you down in a minute. She can work a 9-5 like no other and then burn up the dance floor and melt hearts with the movement of her hips. All in all. she is worth more than her weight in gold with a heart of gold to match and the most loyal friend anyone wish they had. Just don't mess with her!
Vanessa si que esta buena!

I'm looking for a Vanessa I can call my own.

Vanessa es una mamacita muy linda!
by realsuperdave September 8, 2011
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Vanessa

She's an honest person, if people like it or not.
And she's the epitome of the word beautiful.
She's my best friend, but at the same time, the person i love.
She's a great singer, and has an amazing taste in music.
by bcastle August 18, 2013
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Vanessa

Vanessa is a name for the most incredible girl she is hot, beautiful, sexy, thick, perfect, and really good at kissing and in bed also she is sweet, loyal, independent, and a really good friend She is lovable and easy to talk to she is mean and looks cold but once you get to know her she is super sweet and loyal And when she loves someone she is sweet special and perfect a total baddie.
'm in love with that girl she i sweet loyal adorable and protective she is total girlfriend material.

Is her name Vanessa?
Yes.
Of course she is.
by Exposing a pussy 2016 March 19, 2017
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Vanessa

The perfect woman. Someone who will always be nice to you. You will want her to be your best friend, and if that does happen, you will fall in love with her. She has beautiful brown eyes, long, curly hair, and a perfect, white smile. Once you love her, it hurts to be apart. If you love something, set it free. If you set Vanessa free, you'll regret it.
Boy 1: Hey, I just hooked up with Vanessa!
Boy 2: Dude that's awesome, who's Vanessa?
Boy 1: You don't know who Vanessa is? She's the most beautiful girl you'll ever see. She has sparkling brown eyes, and you couldn't ask for more.
Boy 2: Bro I'm so jealous of you!
by Noah_Bear June 7, 2013
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Vanessitis

Vanessitis

When a short Asian girl that acts like a blond, bites you and you begin having strange symptoms that may include.....Questioning your sexual orientation, making out with your hand, checking yourself out every five minutes, asking simple minded questions, develops sudden narcolepsy, talks about to much random things, starts to lose or have no common sense, saying "Huh" to everything, feeling lost and starts to bite other people.
Dude1: Omg dude do you see that guy he's so cute...wait what am I saying I'm not gay...or am I? *Looks at a mirror* OH DANM IM HOT!
Dude2: Are you okay bro?
Dude1: I'm not to sure...Hey what's my phone number...OMG I JUST REMEMBERED!
Dude2: Ummm...What?
Dude1: I have...wait i forgot...*Falls asleep*
Dude2: Yup he has Vanessitis...I told him to stay way from the Asians girls *SMH
by Hidaka_Yuki December 25, 2011
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Vanessa hEeheEe

Vanessa is nice, shy, funny as heck, cool, smart, and so how AMAZINGLY, TERRIFIC, WONDERFULLY, CREATIVELY, TALENTED at art, it's like so neat, detailed, smooth, and effortful! And likes KPOP🤠😗but other than that Vanessa is a amazing, cheerful, sarcastic friend and really funny when you get to know her!😭💜
Yo mom: Vanessa hEeheEe is smexy like no other!
by YOMOMISMOMYO September 11, 2019
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