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Valorant

A shooter game that many people get mad at because they cant get the beta key

Mad cuz bad lol. Just try harder to get the beta key
Hey wanna play some VALORANT?

Shut the hell up you know i don't have the beta key
by kufye February 8, 2021
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Valora

Valora is Spanish for "flower" and it shows! They are beautiful and delicate. They are also very caring and make great friends.
by Valorskasaurus February 23, 2013
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Valorant Player

A valorant player is normally a fat ass that would flex his rank if he is merely 10 Rr above you. It is rare for them to take a shower and they don't like going outside.
Wow, he is a Valorant Player. I can smell him from here ew.
by Dreamstan420sexcboytri5sna January 1, 2022
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Get on Valorant

A threat talking about molesting multiple individuals. It shows that Coda is into both creating CP and Gay Porn. It means that we are no longer safe.
Showlerless, Get on Valorant or you're fucking dead to me.
by progress arknights April 7, 2022
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Valorant

A Team based FPS, same gunplay as CS GO, but with different graphics and more of a cartoon-ish look , this game also adds abilities like Overwatch, but more cancerous, Genuinely fun game with it's downfalls of course, now almost a year
launched, free to play so I would recommend playing it now ,this game was made by RIOT games, with a new agent every act (also episodes)Only available on pc, and a bunch of updates every now and then.
Hey Damien, hop on valorant lets play!
Why would I play that game if I have cs go?
Cause why the fuck not? Its also more fun (dont kill me please)
by ChaosAndLove March 2, 2021
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Vasobagel Response

A vasobagel response, episode, or attack is when a person passes out after consuming too many bagels
My friend brought over 2 dozen bagels this morning and I tried to limit myself to 1 or 2, but next thing I know I am on the couch and my friend is shaking me awake from a vasobagel response
by otter2388 September 18, 2012
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Valorant Point

Like the phrase "valid point" but funnier and for gamers. The word 'Valorant' is used because the first 3 letters are the same as the word 'valid.'

Valorant is a free-to-play multiplayer tactical first-person shooter developed and published by Riot Games, for Microsoft Windows. First teased under the codename Project A in October 2019, the game began a closed beta period with limited access on April 7, 2020 followed by official release on June 2, 2020.
"This is so me when I-"
"What do you mean Dad? Mum was the victim of a vehicular homocide? That is a valorant point."
by valorantpoint October 9, 2020
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