Jody Uzumaki

Any male musician who does t'ai chi, eats raw food, watches Naruto, and plays guitar in the Manhattan subway long after his school friends have had children. Must have die-hard female side-kick and homo-erotic male competitor.
Person 1: Wow, let me buy your CD. That was so moving.

Jody Uzumaki: Yeah, I heard that song in a state between waking and sleep, as the first flurries of the year drifted down from the New Jersey sky.

Person 1: Where do you play?

J.U.: Well, we're playing in Montana next week.
by maestro mobius mesmer December 11, 2010
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Kushina Uzumaki

The name of Naruto's mother and lover to the 3rd Hokage "Minato Kazenami"
Kushina Uzumaki was a ninja for the Hidden Whirlpool Village! (Which I think makes Naruto part Leaf and part Whirlpool... wait what?)
by Angel D. Rodriguez March 12, 2008
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Uzumaki

UZUMAKI Naruto? HAH, did you read the Uzumaki horror manga?! Jokes on you, mate owo
by ur dad european May 31, 2018
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Uzumaki Barrage

A Move that Naruto invented where he uses shadow clones to Remake Rock lees technique
Naruto beat Gaara with the Uzumaki Barrage
by Issei Hyoudou October 07, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Robert Anderson Hueblen Is Kushina Uzumaki (Robles).
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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Heron Uzumaki

He's the God of anime and some girls call him tanjiro and the guys call him weird
Hey is that Heron Uzumaki
by Heron Uzumaki September 17, 2021
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😱: Mariam Angelique Rodriguez Is Kushina Uzumaki
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
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