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Urmomism 

The philosophical art of degrading the name one's mother
Urmomism:

Person 1: aw man I just took a fat dookie on the kitchen floor
Person 2: ur mom just took a fat dookie on my kitchen floor lul
Urmomism by Ch0pCh0p December 25, 2021

urmomgay 

A common insult, not funny or very insulting, used as a comeback.
Kid: heheHe ur mom fat
me: urmomgay
kid: 😭
urmomgay by FrIeNdLyBuLlY March 28, 2022

URMOMMADEEZNUTZ 

this means that your closet's friend Queef in your face then you cum so much and you go to your mother for ear cream because you have an itchy bussy amen
Guess what I'm doing. What? "URMOMMADEEZNUTZ"

urmomaphobia 

The fear of the others' mothers or the fear of "your mom" jokes.
Person 1: "Your mom is so fat she gives other people urmomaphobia."
Person 2: "Your joke is too bad it gives me urmomaphobia before your mom does."
urmomaphobia by fakemonika July 19, 2022

URMOMHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

when a kindergartener tries to roast you, makes a deez nuts joke then does whatever the fuck this is.
hey dude i got a joke for you: "deez nuts"
person two: "I have a better one"
Person two continues and starts to snort crack
person two: "URMOMHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAQHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA"
person one also starts snorting the booger sugar
person two starts to deal crack
URMOMHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA means deez nuts uwu

urmomgayahhshitumidahhspanishteachergonfuckyouupafternightokipullup 

usually, type this to your Spanish teacher to ask them nicely for homework answers.
Spanish teacher: do your homework by tomorrow.
Darius: urmomgayahhshitumidahhspanishteachergonfuckyouupafternightokipullup
Spanish teacher: Here are the answers Darius!