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Ugly Swan Syndrome 

It's like Ugly Duckling Syndrome but you start out pretty and when you grow up, you turn ugly.
Wow, she is flawed AND mean. She must have a case of Ugly Swan Syndrome.

Ugly Bird Syndrome

Ugly Bird Syndrome is the name given to the phenomenon of unattractive females making an extra effort to have a pleasant personality because they have little chance of securing a mate using their looks.

The phrase has also been used by motoring broadcaster and journalist Jeremy Clarkson, in his description of a car which is unappealing visually, but pleasurable to drive.
- Mate, why do you keep hanging out with such a minger?
- She's got ugly bird syndrome; last week she baked me a cake!
Ugly Bird Syndrome by ugly bird November 10, 2010

Ugly Guy Syndrome (UGS)

Definition:
A tragic yet common condition where a very attractive girl develops a crush on a guy who looks mid at best but suddenly acts like he’s God’s favorite. Symptoms appear immediately after she gives him attention.

What happens to the guy:

Ego inflates 300% overnight
Starts acting like he has options (he does not)
Develops selective hearing and a bad attitude
Treats women like they’re replaceable, despite being lucky to be there in the first place

What happens to the girl:

Sees a “version” of him that only exists in her imagination
Calls obvious red flags “quirks” or “he’s just misunderstood”
Thinks bare minimum behavior is romantic
Defends him like she’s his PR manager

Side effects:
Friends saying “you deserve better” on repeat while she ignores them.
Example:
“Girl, he ghosted you for three days and came back with ‘my bad’… and you still like him?”
“Yeah but he’s funny.”

Girl" "I'm not attracted to looks" Her friend: "Personality Ethier Apparently"
“Ah. Pretty Girl, Ugly Guy Syndrome. Praying for you.”
Girl I see your suffering from a bad case of Ugly Guy Syndrome (UGS).

ugly ass nigga syndrome 

When an ugly ass nigga thinks he's sexy af and can get hoes when in reality he's just some ugly ass nigga. This syndrome affects 90 percent of niggas worldwide and is incurable at the moment. It is deadly and causes millions of dubs by bad bitches per day.
"That nigga matt has ugly ass nigga syndrome"
ugly ass nigga syndrome is affecting niggas worldwide!!!!

Ugly Naked Body Syndrome 

The condition when a seemingly attractive person takes off their clothes to reveal an ugly body.
Steve: That girl Tina is too fine!
John: Naw man, I was just with her the other day, she's got Ugly Naked Body Syndrome.

Ugly-Hot girl Syndrome 

When someone is rather unattractive before a weight loss, face altercation ( example, nose job, jaw realigning,etc...) was not full of themselves before the transformation, but after becoming so called "hot" or attractive and becomes a major bitch and having major changes in personality, etc.. super judgemental to other.
"Heidi totally got a case of "Ugly-Hot Girl Syndrome" when she got her face done. She is a total bitch now and completely full of herself."