two-legged twatwaffle

A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std

Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"

by country bear July 16, 2018

Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.

Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse

by Dwevle May 10, 2019

The two-legged man

A sex position so simple even a virgin could master it!

Andrew’s pornstache is deceiving. He probably couldn’t even pull of the two-legged man.

by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021