two tone post malone

A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.

"Man danny mountain has a giant two tone post malone"

by Picax8398 July 28, 2017

[Two Tone]

Used to indicate the difference in colour in a penis when the foreskin is pulled back and the head is exposed.

"Honey I love your "Two Tone" kisses, legs wrap around me tight.... "

by vancouverderek January 16, 2009

Tommy two tone

Probably a mexican decent cholo that lives on a pedstool only getting by with his looks, likes to fart and smell his butt crust,gels his hair and plays head games with women for sport. Hes a real narcissist. Most likely a shallow dude whose mama never loved him enough as a child

Dude is so arrogant hes a tommy two tone for sure!

by Ghostbuster2000 December 23, 2019

Two tone tommy

Has a badge and a gun he is the one

Gets drunk and raps about shit plug
Two tone tommy dont fuck wit rat bitches

by Uncle ronnie 69 June 8, 2018

two-tone

Someone who goes behind another persons back.

That nigga is two-tone.

by Long Kim Duong February 23, 2004

two tone joe

The act of fisting a female whilst on her period. The act includes that the fister has a handful of coffee grounds while performing the bloody fisting act, hence the two tones (red and brown) and joe, meaning the coffee like substance created from the warmth in the fistee's vagina.

The only way to see a two tone joe is on the internet,

by Skip Toumailloux March 24, 2011

Two-tones

A simple minded mix chick

Time to go to bed two-tones

by Pricanangelface October 17, 2017