Twattleglum

During the act of felching, the partner shits in the other person mouh.

My husband accidentally twattleglummed me yesterday, it took me an hour to get out the taste.

by The Felcher Boys July 24, 2008

Twatted

The past tense of "tweeting" on Twitter.


Meridith Vieira: "Oh, do you Twitter? Tweet?"

Stephen Colbert: "I have twatted."

Meridith Vieira: "Actually, so have I."

twatted

by Frothboy March 20, 2009

twattlecock

a complete douche bag that sucks at everything; ie. a giagantic dick who should have been aborted; what hubert farnsforth says in the futurama movie

your a fuckin twattlecock

by phillip jay fry the 94th December 27, 2007

twatted

Stephen Colbert "accidentally" used this reference in response to the Today Show question "Do you tweet or twitter?" Maybe he was trying to be cute in saying he has used twitter, but literally it means he has "fucked pussy".

"I have twatted."

by TotalRecall March 20, 2009

twatted

getting hit with extreme prejudice

Something you don't say to two builders at Leeds City Station who have left their hard hats on the roof of their van.
saying "look at those two hats over there" may result in you getting twatted

by two hats are better then one April 26, 2009

twatted

The past-tense of the verb word "tweet" in reference to the social networking site Twitter, as defined by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA. To "tweet" means to provide short answers to the question "What are you doing?" To "twat" or to have "twatted" means to used Twitter sometime in the past. Get your head out of the gutter.

Meredith Vieira: "Do you Twitter?"
Stephen Colbert: "I have Twatted."

by drcolbertDFA March 20, 2009

twattle

The minor to the insult of twat, someone not quite as unlikable to deserve that insult.

"Dude, Lindsay is such a twat"
"Nah, Regina George is a twat, she's just a twattle."

by Captain Twattle August 10, 2012