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The Aggressive Truck Driver

a sex position where the female is on all fours and the male inserts his penis into her anus. he then places both hands on her hips and pushes her around into walls or whatever is in the room while making obnoxious truck noises.
"dude, i (tapped) her so hard last night! she even let me pull The Aggressive Truck Driver on her!"
by Pusseather6980869 November 20, 2011
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Truck Driver's Breakfast

An unhealthy or unsanitary meal eaten after a big night out. Typically includes carcinogenic foods available from your local servo and supplemented with uppers or downers. Eaten purely for convenience as opposed to nutritional value, hence the prefix Truck Driver's.

Foods eaten for breakfast that can conveniently be held in one-hand while the other is used for driving: chiko rolls, suasage rolls, pies, hotdogs, pluto pups, spring rolls, dim sims etc. Deep fried, pastry-covered or battered is imperative.
eg: After a trashy night out Joey treated herself to a Truck Driver's Breakfast: a joint, a pie and a blue powerade.
by Coco Schmoko September 8, 2009
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When railing a broad doggy-style, your thumb is inserted into her anus, as you twist your hand back and forth, like steering a truck. Often used as a test for willingness for anal sex, sometimes resulting in the dolphin
I gave Colleen the truck driver last night to see if she was down for some backdoor, but i got the dolphin.
by Killa Money Hacksaw Juggalo January 16, 2009
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Truck driver

The sexual act of fucking a girl doggy style then anally fisting her. Then reaching in grabbing your cock with the thin fleshy membrane of her taint and jacking yourself off.

Do so may look like a truck driver shifting gears from a 3rd person point of view. along with the bucking you may get from a bad shift in any automobile.
That girl is a wild fuck i applied the Truck driver and she was still screaming for more.

or

She was so loose i did the Truckdriver it was the only way i could get off!!!
by Dr. Nil8tor July 30, 2008
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truck driver

when a skier grabs both of his/her skis jsut before the nose. so it looks like their driving a truck
"woaaah did you just simons huge truck driver 5 tj style??"
"ya it was soooo goood i wish i could boost like them"
by steezy skier April 18, 2006
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Truck Driver Disease

When a man or woman who works as (but is not limited to) a truck driver and when they arrive home they do not stop talking nomatter what you do they cut you off at every chance to continue talking about something that only really matters to them in the first place.
Guy 1- Dude my dad cam home last night and never stopped talking for 5 straight hours!

Guy 2- Sounds like a serious case of truck driver disease to me man.
by HeyYouInTheBushes! March 19, 2010
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Truck Driver

A Heart breaker, male or female. "Truck Driver" referring to the act of metaphorically running over someone's heart with a truck. Taken from the film "Van Wilder" staring Ryan Reynolds.
by CraigyKaos January 7, 2009
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