Trident Cock

A tri-tipped, spear-headed cock, measuring 4 feet in length. Typically not used for intercourse but more for battle and hunting.

Also can be used to slay raccoons, ie: Theresa.

Did you hear,johnny took out a whole raccoon family with one swoosh of his trident cock?

Did you see that trident cock brawl after school in the parking lot?

That bitch got beat down by that guy's trident cock!

Where did he get his trident cock from?

by Daroastery February 28, 2009

swedish trident

Finger banging two girls/guys while fucking a third.

I ran the Swedish trident on some girls last night.

by Josh Nitfut April 22, 2007

Trident

Finnick Odair's badass weapon of choice.

Where's Finnick?
Odair he is.
What's that in his hand, you ask?
It's a three-pronged pitchfork, better known as a trident.

by The Good Grandfather March 1, 2016

trident

When you are banging a girl and you get her in important three places for the ultimate orgasm! one finger or tongue on the clit, one finger on the G-spot, one finger on the cervix rim.

She virtually exploded when I gave her the trident.

by kersplatt! October 18, 2008

tromentator

a tromentator is a mix between a commentator and a troll. Ideally he/she has the mindset of a troll, without the vulgarity and outright crassness. They occaisonally make salient and profound observations and contribute to the discussion, but make just enough to not get banned.

A tromentator in general will disagree with the majority participants on a thread.

a tromentator has yet to surface in our midst, but I'm sure some are out there.

by Monty Brogan August 5, 2006

Satan's Trident

When a man goes to urinate in a toilet, and rather than urinating into the toilet bowl, the stream is split into 3 separate streams, making it impossible to aim. The end result is urine everywhere and much cleaning up to do

Only once have I ever had the legendary experience of Satan's Trident, and I had to quickly jump into the shower so I didn't cover the floor with piss.

by Note-To-Self February 28, 2018

fork and trident

An expression used to explain someone's substandard thinking capacity and/or verbal creativity.

Go slap the cereal monkey you fork and trident.

by Void July 19, 2003