Torso Piers

Pants that are between the knee and ankle. They support your torso and are sometimes baggy enough to use in a middle school trash can.

Me: *looks at some dude wearing torso piers* What the hell is that? Is there an oil rig in him or what?

Him, to his friends: Oh dude these shorts are so cool and and and they make me chafe harder.

by Chroxity3 May 29, 2023

Golden torso

When a guy has a fake six pack, made by steroids or drugs. So when girls say golden torso, it’s actually extremely offensive to a guy.

Almost as much as calling a guy prick

Girl: he has such a golden torso
Boy: you know that means his abs are faker than your lips right?

by uglywhitegirl_2019 June 30, 2018

torso to tit ratio

the amount of surface area of the torso a girls tits cover.

“wow did you her torso to tit ratio? they have to be fake.”

by nkop November 27, 2019

Five-Dick torso

A Unit of measurement based on your Dick length vs her torso length.

That girl has an five-dick torso for sure.

Brittany’s a real four-dicker.

by Catwater311 May 09, 2021

Torso Dog

Description of one’s manus (hands) often mirroring the use of dorsalis pedus (feet/dogs).

“Work your torso dogs.” Patrisha pleaded as Rebeka continued to write.

by Naturedestroyer717 June 27, 2022

Torso Dogs

A synonym for one's limbs attached to their shoulder. This term (deriving from the recently synonymized word for foot, i.e. dog) is often used in a demeaning tone.

"Get those torso dogs working you filthy animal!"

by Moonn_stone June 27, 2022