toolshed

someone possessing Jeff Sawa-like characteristics. i.e. driving around in an 1987 IROC sporting a mullet and a cut off flannel while jamming to "night ranger".

You're such a toolshed Herb.

by Sue Lutz February 24, 2003

toolshed

also a term similar to "douchebag" or referring to someone who is or has geeked out.

man, did you hear he fucked up again? what a toolshed.

by the surly mermaid May 31, 2005

Toolshed

The word is defined as a dim witted yet high esteemed boy or man ... usually loud , braggart , someone who is always trying to waaay exaggerate things they have done and narcissism traits do appear as they are usually losers completely lacking in social skills ...

“Brad is a total tool shed !! If he brags one more time about his supposed computer Skills I’m gonna bitch slap him!! ... brad is defined as a toolshed ..

by Qhairball October 3, 2020

Toolshed

A person/animal that is has command of over 5 power tools. They can have them anywhere at anytime, but if they belong to anyone else it is not specified as a Toolshed.

"My friend Stan is a real toolshed man."

by Lexxer69420 April 15, 2023

Toolshed

Mobile legend hero skin from my bf named Stan Marsh from my rp south park

Toolshed: You've been a naughty girl, haven't you? *spank*
Me: Mmmm... Yeah, I've been bad... Spank me harder... Ooooh...

by wendychan2011 March 13, 2024

tool shed

The Kappa Sigma fraternity house at the University of Tulsa.

Dude, that's the Kappa Sig house. Why would you go over to that fuckin tool shed?

by TU1 September 11, 2006

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003