tood

the type of guy you expect to have a small penis, but he has a huge shlong.

he looks like a tood

by skool todd October 1, 2020

Tood

Tood is not a typo for "told" instead it is a abbreviation for "Told one obese dude"

person 1: After i tood you im chronically employed
person 2: tood
person 3: wth is tood
person 1: told one obese dude
person 3: bro what
person 1: its an abbreviation

(an actual conversation)

by SvmmxrBxy May 1, 2025

Toods My Dudes

A contraction of "toodles my dudes", "toods my dudes" is a declaration of intended departure from a social gathering containing one or more dudes or dudettes.

Alternate usage, "toodles my doodles" if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

"Toods my dudes!"

by Hefty Waft January 18, 2023