tood

the type of guy you expect to have a small penis, but he has a huge shlong.

he looks like a tood

by skool todd October 1, 2020

Tood

Tood is not a typo for "told" instead it is a abbreviation for "Told one obese dude"

person 1: After i tood you im chronically employed
person 2: tood
person 3: wth is tood
person 1: told one obese dude
person 3: bro what
person 1: its an abbreviation

(an actual conversation)

by SvmmxrBxy May 1, 2025

Tood

A Tood is a typical person, a person who does not understand that they are wrong in a argument and skims over the Intelligence Quotient of 2, sometimes this person will be so brainless that you will just leave abruptly so that you do not feel that your brain is melting like an ice cream bar in the sun. They will also sometimes have the extra bonus of being a complete snake who will betray friends and have a brown pair of underwear but this is very rare

Holy shit, that cunt Joby is a complete Tood I saw his underwear was smeared with brown and when I asked him about it he started to scream like a bitch

by kalechips321 August 8, 2018