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plastic cat toliet

An alternate phrase that is simply another way of saying "litterbox".

Called the "plastic cat toliet" because litterboxes are generally made of plastic and they have but one function: a cat pisses & shits into it -- thus making it a toliet for cats.
Craig, it's time to clean out the plastic cat toliet; it's getting awfully full!!!
by Telephony December 27, 2011
mugGet the plastic cat tolietmug.

sitting on tha toliet

a youtube video where an obnoxious fat lady sing sitting on tha toliet
by megs10101 December 11, 2009
mugGet the sitting on tha tolietmug.

Toliet bowl stew

The act of shitting,pissing,and puking in the same toliet without flushing.
Tom:Dude I was at a party the other day and guess what I left in their bathroom?
Bill:What?
Tom:A pinch of piss,a dash of shit,and tad bit of puke.
Bill:HaHa you left them a hearty serving of Toliet bowl stew
by D-williy April 1, 2010
mugGet the Toliet bowl stewmug.

go sit on the toliet

: the act of sitting on a port-a-potty, toliet, jon-jon, home potty.
: telling one to shut up

also goes in conjunction with better calm down
*Party*
Reese: YEAH RAWK ON!!
Lad: Calm down. Go sit on the toliet.
*silence*
by kdv July 8, 2005
mugGet the go sit on the tolietmug.

disposable plastic baby toliets

To put it as briefly as I can: disposable diapers

They can be called disposable plastic baby toliets because they're made of plastic, you throw them into the garbage can (or diaper pale) when they're full, and they have but one purpose: a baby pisses & shits into them, thus making them disposable plastic toliets for babies.
{Horhay}: Hey Linda, I can't find the diapers and the baby needs to be changed!
{Linda}: Don't worry Horhay, the disposable plastic baby toliets are in the cabinet above the shitbowl.
by Telephony June 13, 2013
mugGet the disposable plastic baby tolietsmug.

disposable plastic adult toliets

Quite simple really...this is a product like Depends, Attends, etc. -- any product designed to absorb micturition (piss), defecation (shit) and sometimes even menstrual discharge.

They're called, "disposable plastic adult toliets because they have but one purpose: an adult pisses, shits, and occasionally has her period (or he cums in one) when using them, they're made chiefly out plastic, and you hold your nose when you're gingerly carrying the fucking yucky, wet, heavy dripping bloody thing to the lidded wastepaperbasket or diaper pale for disposal.
Hey Linda, do you know where you moved the disposable plastic adult toliets to? I think I just cummed mine and I really need to change it!
by Telephony August 28, 2014
mugGet the disposable plastic adult tolietsmug.

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