blood comet

A blood comet is a substantial clot of congealed menstrual blood that forms a comet-like shape in the toilet upon ejection from the vagina. There is always a head-like structure, with some manner of tail, sometimes long enough to swirl around the circumference of the bowl.
"Guys, I made the biggest blood comet in the toilet just now."
by Dr. Moneypenny Esq. May 2, 2014
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Cardiff Comet

A land-based comet formation of Welsh human origin.
The Cardiff Comet was first spotted in the Cottage pub, Saint Mary Street, Cardiff on 16th August 2010. It consisted of a fat woman followed by 5 or more women of decreasing size.

It is not known whether the smaller women were fragments of the larger women or individuals in their own right.

The Cardiff Comet is thought to be less predictable than celestial comets but is easiest to spot on a Monday night when only hard drinkers are out in Cardiff. There may a correlation with the hen night.
by Bobed August 21, 2010
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curry comet

A hard constipated shit forced out by a spicy meal containing curry.
Bob: did you finally shit? Your farts were really getting stale.

Jesse: OMG yes!! I ate spicy jungle curry last night that forced it out this morning.

Bob: yeah that's a curry comet!! Works every time.
by Flapjack27 December 29, 2013
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Piss Comet

Noun: Piss Comet (pɪs-kɒmɪt)

When the Urine from the international space station is released into space and travels to a very specific distance from the sun causing particles to be released into a vapor tail.
The most beautifully rare sight one could see is surely a piss comet
by Human Overth June 18, 2011
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vomit comet

The late night bus home that you have to take when the subway stops running at 2am.. so named because all the patrons on it are drunks from the bar, and that alcohol induced vomiting is a common occurance.
fucking hell, i hate taking the vomit comet home.. you meet the drunkest weirdos on it.
by mrPrez September 27, 2004
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cough comet

A projectile that unintentionally flies out of your mouth when you cough. Typically, a piece of food which flies out and usually at an inopportune moment. Also known as a coughmet.
Last week, I was at a conference and Tony was introducing me to a potential investor. He was some Swedish guy and was snacking on some hor d'oeuvres. I was shaking his hand and I think something got caught in his throat because he coughed and something flew out of his mouth right at me. My catlike reflexes allowed me to dodge his cough comet as to avoid having a splotch of chutney land on my forehead.
by the comand'r November 15, 2013
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nutty comet

When you poop into an oversized tube sock and then smash it into someone's face at full force.
I stole Jeff's bike again and he gave me a nutty comet out of the blue.
by zhendo April 17, 2008
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