Chris Brown

To physically beat someone so severely that they become unrecognizable. Specifically to hit, punch, maul, slap, headlock, choke, bite, and do everything possible you can think to someone with the intention of killing them. To seriously whoop someones ass until they are covered with contusions all over their body. You know you've Chris Browned your girlfriend when you cheat on her, beat her to a pulp and she comes back to you

If that bitch doesn't shut up right now, ima Chris Brown her ass!

Ill Chris Brown your ass if you read my text messages!

by christopher breezy March 09, 2009

Chris Brown

(v) To beat someone, esp. a woman

Man, she made you spill pop on yourself? I'd totally Chris Brown her.

by Wynterkiss April 07, 2009

Chris Brown

To beat or abuse someone, esp a girlfriend.

If my girl leaves me, Im gonna Chris Brown her ass!

by Venerable_henchman February 17, 2009

Chris Brown

(verb) To beat, cause harm, or hospitalize.

I Chris Brown baby seals

by holepuncher06 March 24, 2009

Chris Brown

To physically abuse, harm, or damage the face of a female, most commonly Rhianna. Immediatly after, one must "run it" into hiding.

Girl: I ate the last slice of pizza

Guy: Bitch I will Chris Brown you!

Girl: Oh no! not my face

by Shanon Brown February 23, 2009

Chris Brown

To repeatedly deliver a pride-obliterating bitch slap. Preferably to a woman; Even if she has done nothing wrong.

Did you see the Mike Tyson fight a few years ago? He totally went Chris Brown on that guy's ass!

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by xjack0lantrnx March 13, 2011

Chris Brown

A man that will be somebody's baby daddy some day

Hey, you wanna Keauhna's kid Chris Brown?" "Hell yess!

by aanonamussss August 13, 2011