Clicker Ticker

The internal clock that only males have when they click from one station to another because of a commercial, and then click back just before the original show comes back on.

Wendy: Geez Stan it's amazing how often you click back to what we were watching just before the show comes back from commercial. How do you do it?

Stan: No big deal. It's just my Clicker Ticker.

by patsguy52 October 31, 2011

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Get the Clicker Tickermug.

ticker fucker

the 'ticker' is supposedly the new feature of Facebook which is fucking retarded, hence ticker fucker

a person who is ticked and fucked off by the new Facebook changes

a person who trolls by scrolling the new ticker feature on Facebok

This ticker fucker is stupid

by Ah Ree Yuh September 21, 2011

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Get the ticker fuckermug.

Mother-in-law Ticker

The "ticker" to the upper right corner of your Face Book screen that screams out every move you make to the whole Face Book world is known as the Mother-in-Law-Ticker. It scrolls your every move to those who know you and those you don't. Some people love it but most people hate it. It is called the MIL- Ticker because of it's striking similarity to the stereotypical Mother-In-Law (nosy, loud and rude).

"The Mother-in-Law Ticker robs me of any privacy I thought I had."

or
"I love the Mother-in-Law Ticker because I am a voyeur."

or

"The Mother-in-Law Ticker on Face Book is so annoying."
or
"With the Mother-in-Law Ticker, you can see what everyone is doing at any moment of the day."

by BigMonky Monk December 6, 2011

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