When you throw your credit card at your girlfriend, striking her in the eye, and then use the tears to masturbate.
by tearjerkervisa September 11, 2021
Any person that can only "get off" if they have used their tears as lubricant, not necessarily out of sadness. These people tend to be sexually aroused by crying and the act of using their tears as lubricant gets them especially excited.
I walked in on Geoff and had no idea he was a tear jerker! Now I understand why he loves to watch women cry
by Nathaniel Jameson April 07, 2015
Clementine: Hey did you see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie yet?
Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!
Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!
by Aren Demzah January 16, 2016