The Smokey Hipster

The "Smokey Hipster" involves two hipsters with manbuns, one hipster takes a sic rip from his vape and blows it into the asshole of the other hipster with a blue straw. The recipient farts consistent vape rings from his butthole, while the 1st hipster aggressively tries to thrust his penis through every ring produced, all while maintaining absolutely no eye contact.

This act seems to be more successful when performed in San Francisco.

"Hey Bill, did you charge your vape?" "Yes"
"Good, let's do The Smokey Hipster. I wanna go with non-GMO, cookie flavored vape this time"

The Smokey Hipster by MoonPye March 22, 2021

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Smoke the Veggie Stick

Blowing a vegan.

Grl 1: Phil and I probably hook up tonight. I'm totally going to smoke the veggie stick.
Girl 2: Really, Phil's vegan? I didn't know.
Girl 1: Yeah.. I have the feeling it will taste like granola and pine needles.

Smoke the Veggie Stick by veggiesticksandvegandicks January 23, 2012

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bro with the smoke

Friend who has a firearm/gun.

Stormzy:Anywhere I go, got my bro with the smoke

bro with the smoke by Missyafam May 17, 2016

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smoke somebody under the rug

The marijuana equivalent to "drinking somebody under the table." The more experienced smokers get a newbie members of the smoking circle WAYYY TOO HIGH by challenging his/her tolerance level.

Jimmy had never been high before, so I pulled out my quo and smoked him under the rug.
Now go grab your friends and smoke somebody under the rug.

smoke somebody under the rug by Blunty McSmokerton June 27, 2008