trying to take a shit without pissing

(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.

You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.

by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009

fuck shit piss

a funny flash movie, totally random, but funny

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by rag on a muffin December 10, 2003

shit piss and corruption

Permanent parts of the human experience. Mostly seen at FBI and other political places.

Shit piss and corruption, I got jury duty.

by WiredOne September 8, 2019

Fuck Shit Piss

what you say when u hurt yourself or are mad.

God i tripped over the steel thing FUCK SHIT PISS!

by emily b May 8, 2004

Shit piss drunk

So drunk that you shit and piss yourself

Matt: Yo Emm, it looks like you pissed your pants bro!
Emm: I think I doo doo'd my pants too :(
Matt: Man, You're shit piss drunk

by MZ2842 August 31, 2013

Shit, piss, corruption, snot

The first four words of a fraternity cheer, best sung when falling-down drunk, from the 1930s, that my father taught me.

Shit, piss, corruption, snot, six pigs’ assholes tied in a knot; rah, rah, weasel shit!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021

Fuckin Shit Piss Damn

Used when someone is very upset or shocked.

FUCKIN SHIT PISS DAMN... i dun spilled my drink!!

by hollizzle_wifey August 7, 2006