by rag on a muffin December 11, 2003
(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.
You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.
by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009
by WiredOne September 08, 2019
by emily b May 09, 2004
Matt: Yo Emm, it looks like you pissed your pants bro!
Emm: I think I doo doo'd my pants too :(
Matt: Man, You're shit piss drunk
Emm: I think I doo doo'd my pants too :(
Matt: Man, You're shit piss drunk
by MZ2842 August 31, 2013
The first four words of a fraternity cheer, best sung when falling-down drunk, from the 1930s, that my father taught me.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 06, 2021
by hollizzle_wifey August 04, 2006