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shearing the sheep

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The term used for shaving your loved ones back.
"Hey Jane what were doing last night?"

"Oh Just shearing the sheep, Bobby really needed it!"
by Crazy Red Head in TX September 9, 2009
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Shearing the sheep

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Shaving pubic hair/Brazilian waxing. Used predominantly by Indian FOBs.
"When you go to the beauty parlour, make sure you're shearing the sheep the too. Your husband doesn't want to knit a sweater."
by agentbb February 27, 2015
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A term useally used for discribing sex but can be used for anying else.
Person A:You weren't suposed to count the sheep with her.
Person B:You call sex counting the sheep.
A:I call everything counting the sheep including people, Sheep
by Andrew Roldan October 19, 2004
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bleed the sheep

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Wherein one analy fucks one's partner until blood is present, and they proceed to lick it off and rub it all over their face.
I'm gonna bleed the sheep with my girl tonight!
by Alfred124 February 8, 2007
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keep away the sheep

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when your friend smokes soo much weed that he thinks sheep are attacking his brain and starts doing some fucked up fighting dance to kill the sheep and return back to sanity..
man my mate was soo fucked last night after we smoked like an insane amount of weed he thought sheep were attacking his brain and was all like "keep away the sheep" while doing some weird fighting dance
by adsvhfsa July 11, 2009
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so baso, this kid tried to suck the dick of every 50 year old middle age man that lives in wales, Rhys loves had anal with sheep because he loves to suck pooy dick. Rhys’s mum lives to put her 2 inch dick in a sented candle so her dick doesn’t smell of rotten shit so rhys will suck it for her
OMG look at rhys the sheep, he is sucking of juice wrld
by ace is gay December 22, 2019
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The Sheep thread

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A thread on AlternateHistory.com that is over 120 pages long and full of insanity. Proof that either god doesn't exist or he doesn't bother with humans

BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM SNAAAKE!!
by Jesus August 15, 2004
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