Shoot the J 

–verb (used with and Object)
1. To ejaculate.
2. To eject semen.
3. To eject or discharge abruptly, especially to discharge (semen) in orgasm.

Last night I shoot the J on that hoe's face.

Shoot the J by Arli March 20, 2010

J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...

J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")... by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

J DOGG THE SUPERHERO 

when you have sex with someone who looks like a caveman and he feeds you bison meat while giving you a dirty sanchez and fingers your ear hole.

Brandon: Come get a J Dogg the Superhero
Joel: Got the bison meat ready?
Bradon: Damn right bitch.

J DOGG THE SUPERHERO by the ebay stalker June 7, 2011

Crazy J and Shan the Man

A remarkably good looking, intelligent, and desirable duo hailing from Western Pennsylvania. The two share a biting wit and undeniably good taste. They are better than most other people, but are friendly and sociable with those not as blessed, nonetheless. This duo comes as a package deal and are rarely seen apart, though, on such rare occasions, if engaged in conversation they will undoubtedly only converse about the other.

Dude, did you see Crazy J and Shan the Man today? They're so fucking rad.

Crazy J and Shan the Man by ylyayp4eva October 8, 2008

J.B.Sinclaire, a French chick, from the French Quarter. 

J.B.Sinclaire, married to a guy with a NAME, who is an ass-hole. He plays a dangerous game with J.B. who is far more intelligent to whit he is clueless.
J.B.Sinclaire will at the proper time, wipe the French quarter clean with Alan's ass!

J.B.Sinclaire, a French Chick, from the French Quarter. She will wipe the quarter clean with Alans dumb ass!

J.B.Sinclaire, a French chick, from the French Quarter. by NormaJean19 November 3, 2019

J Cole out of the situation 

when you're being flamed in a situation (usually an argument) so you decide to just dip instead of getting into more trouble (or apologise before being dissed further)

"F the big 3, it's just big me"
*doesn't want failed Rwanda basketball career mentioned* "sorry" *proceeds to J Cole out of the situation*

J Cole out of the situation by richer den u May 19, 2024

The Jstack20 

When you ask to kiss a girl after she just ate onions

Wanna do the JStack20

The Jstack20 by Craigisgay69 May 20, 2021