Stuck In The House Syndrome 

Stuck in the House Syndrome is when you grow bored of being lazy in your house. Your brain turns to mush, you get tired of sitting so your legs hurt, you don't have anything on t.v to watch, on demand wants to be gay, and you run out of websites and things to do on the computer, you even searched things to do when bored in Google. You feel like rolling on the floor and screaming -__-

PERSON 1: When it snows outside, and my parents refuse to take me anywhere i start to scream and roll on the floor.

PERSON 2: Dude, you must be suffering with stuck in the house syndrome

PERSON 1: Man, i need the cure for SITHS

PERSON 2: Runaway -_-

Stuck In The House Syndrome by Boredchild January 9, 2011

straight from the horse's mouth

from the highest authority

i'm telling ya, it's true; straight from the horse's mouth!

straight from the horse's mouth by zoon July 1, 2005

to risk eating the horse's sperm 

When you have 50/50 odds that something could turn out just fine or be really, really awful, and you go on doing it anyway, you are taking a risk that you could be "eating the horse's sperm". Typically refers to sex acts, but not always.

From the Family Guy episode "Family Gay" in which Peter buys a retarded horse and fills the refrigerator with the horse's sperm to begin breeding it. He reveals it to the family while Stewie eats his cereal. He first looks shocked, then narrows his eyes and continues eating....

(Look up "Milky Surprise" at Hulu for the clip)

If you end up with the awful result, you can then said to have gotten the "milky surprise" (taken from the name of the clip at Hulu).

Steve: "So, I found out midway through the date that she is on drugs for being crazy, but I was hungry for companionship so I decided to risk eating the horse's sperm and took her home."

Heather: "And four month's later how's that working out for ya'?"

Steve: "Well I've had more than a few milky surprises. Bitch be crazy."

to risk eating the horse's sperm by Clintacus February 7, 2010

(straight) from the horse's mouth

from the most official source(from the fact that a horse's age can be determined most precisely and directly by examining it's teeth)

He gets his stories straight from the horse's mouth.

(straight) from the horse's mouth by Light Joker July 23, 2005

Ready for the House Syndrome 

When every song on an album sounds exactly the same (making the album repetitive). Named after Jandek's 1978 album, "Ready for the House", because every song the album uses the same weird/repetitive notes.

This album might have Ready for the House Syndrome, every song strangely sounds the same.

Ready for the House Syndrome by 1000sandwiches December 8, 2024

The Horse's Head

Used to describe the best thing within a series, often media-related.

Friend 1: "You know the Fallout series?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, I do. I really think that New Vegas is the best."
Friend 1: "Well, everyone knows Fallout Shelter is The Horse's Head."

The Horse's Head by KingBonar April 3, 2026

The Horse's Head

Within a series, The Horse's Head usually refers to the best piece of media. Outside of a series, it can refer to something of high quality.

Friend 1: "You know, I personally think that Fallout: New Vegas is the best game."
Friend 2: "Real fans know Fallout Shelter is The Horse's Head."

The Horse's Head by KingBonar April 3, 2026