Hindu

A person who squats on a hole in the floor toilet to take a dump and then wipes his ass with the fingers of the left hand while he pours water on his ass with a glass held in the right hand.

Hindu mom after immigrating to the US: Son, why are you wasting money buying toilet paper? Why dont you use your fingers like all of us Hindus?

American mom: Son, please don't eat breakfast at that Patel run hotel where the cooks clean their asses with their fingers after dipping them in water.

by Suresh Patil May 20, 2011

hindu

A person of the hindu religion, also a term used for somebody who doesn't want to kill an animal for some unknown reason. Hindu can be interchangeable for hippie if you feel like making fun of a vegetarian.

Billy: But I don't want to kill the deer, dad!
Billy's Dad: Quit being such a God damned Hindu and shoot it, here, I'll do it for you.
*blam*
Billy: Bambi! Noooooooo!!

by Wesley Durrance September 17, 2005

Hindu

N-It is the Indian way of addressing a fellow Indian

Ey Hindu wuss good ?? OR Sup my Hindu ??

by John11 August 18, 2005

hindu

a paper duck. it looks like a rubber duck.

A paper duck that looks like a rubber duck. a hindu

by argok20 May 27, 2008

hindus

Bastardiation of the pluram form of Hindu (Hindu's.)

Judaism is about 3500-4000 years old. Hinduism ain't that old. Anyone who thinks that is a moron.

by Myajd jdg August 3, 2005

Hindu

its the language of hindu ppl... yes its hindu not hindi.... sahana

HINDU

by a boy2222 November 13, 2011

Bengali Hindu

Bengali Hindu is a person who speaks Bengali language as his or her mother tongue, a Hindu by dharma or religion, and often born in Bengal regardless of East Bengal or West Bengal.

Bengali Hindus were in majority of Bengali population decades ago.

by typical Indian October 6, 2023