slim with the hands

The person named slim who is always making sure he sleeps with a snore and them damn hands are getting out of control but you know slim and you know he has idle hands if they ain't running on you or snoring he is just slim

Hey Slim , not you I'm talking about my lover who stayed with me , you never heard of slim with the hands ?

Girl call him he's slims with the hands of a pleased slim left lover.

by Bewoke March 28, 2022

Speed of Light, the Hands

A Speed of Light, the Hands is a South African legend of a man that's fists move faster than the speed of light. It can run with its hands faster than normal people can move their feet. He's also has insane precision and is good with his hands on the ladies. He's incredible nay insane.

You're almost as fast as a speed of light, the hands.

by kieronthKid January 13, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Do Not Bite The Hands That Feed You<.7.9.7.6.>

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

The Coffey Handshake

The act of placing one's anus on their partners nose and shitting furiously onto their face. This became a common act in Ireland in 1916, when Irish wives would shit on their partners face before they fought the British. A Coffey Handshake is most commonly used nowadays to make sure a partner doesn't cheat on another partner.

As the morning dew settled Bonny sat her greasy asshole on top of Frankie's pointy nose. She then began to release a flurry of shit onto Frankie's face and into his nostrils. This was The Coffey Handshake, so Frankie wouldn't fuck that thot , Paula at work.

"My wife gave me The Coffey Handshake the other night"

by Fannymcfee October 21, 2017

the secret handshake

a one-man band formed by luis dubuc. his music is defined as techno/electro/pop - i define it as heaven to my ears.

the secret handshake is amazing.

by what the hell let this one work June 22, 2008

the gypsy handshake

A girl gives a guy a handjob. When the guy cums, she catches the jizz with her other hand. The girl then immediately gives one rather firm yank to the guy's member while simultaneously giving an open handed slap across his face with the jizz-laden hand. Before the guy can react, the girl quickly turns and walks away.

"I thought she forgave me for cheating on her because she started giving me a handjob later on. Well, I was wrong because after I came, she gave me the gypsy handshake. Crazy bitch!"

by Loungin September 1, 2015

The Hormel Handshake

A variant of the taco handshake. When you are finger-blasting your bitch and she cums so hard and becomes unusually wet. You continue to give her that taco handshake only to realize once the smell hits you, that she released that Taco Bell she had earlier.

I was fingering this bitch in my truck and she came so hard she squirted. I continued on because that beaver juice made it extra wet. Shortly after, I realized that what I thought was a continuation of the taco handshake, had turned into the hormel handshake.

by #Shitjustgotreal November 20, 2022