the white glove treatment

A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in his hand and then smacks his woman across the face.

dude did you give her the white glove treatment?
hellz yea man, got her good too!!!!

by thewebsiteisdownn November 1, 2010

Slap with the Wet Glove

When a man, after intercourse, removes the used condom ("wet glove") and smacks his partner across the face with it.

After Kurt and I finished last night, he gave me a slap with the wet glove. I wasn't sure how to feel about it.

by Greyscale November 23, 2010

the love glove

the act of putting icy hot or bengay on a condom and inserting it in a vagina.

last night i gave that drunk chick the love glove and she cried

by kklfkdflsex July 7, 2010

The russian glove

When you dip your hand in dogshit, and shove it up your girlfriends ass.

Sorry Jessica can't answer the phone right now, I'm giving her a The russian glove.

by dennis_the_menace2 January 12, 2026

the down stairs glove

Used to stop pregnancy

Jake: Yo I heard Miya is pregnant
Paul: Yea, forgot to use the down stairs glove

by Qarti January 5, 2023

Kermit the frog with thanos glove

end of the world

"do you see that, i think its Kermit the frog with thanos glove"

"welp, see you on the other side."

by kiwidontstealmytoiletpaper June 30, 2020

the gloved one

A nickname for Michael Jackson.

Originated from his penchant for wearing one sequinced white glove at performances.

THE KING OF POP RULES ON!!!

The gloved one wrote "We are the World."

by Liznips January 6, 2008