the dirty Colmes eye

o_O <- it looks like Alan Colmes!!!!

you have to employ the three stooges defense for protection against the dirty Colmes eye!

by hA hA hA September 10, 2004

The Dirty Linus

Dragging male genitalia through dirt/ mud before engaging in intercourse where one's partner's head is covered in a musty, rancid blanket.

Charlie took Lucy to the local landfill and gave her The Dirty Linus.

by WhatDoesThatMean? May 8, 2011

The dirty mayo

When you slather mayonnaise all over your prince and slowly rub your bodies together. This then calls for a pattern of ravishing spanks to the rear from your prince.

"Hey prince let's do The Dirty Mayo!"
"Oh yes Harris let me get the jar!"

by Mr.Carey March 19, 2017

The Dirty Lenny

The sexual act of combining the shocker with cunnilingus. Make sure your hands are clean and your fingernails are trimmed because if you want to be doing it right you'd better have excellent personal hygiene. This position works best while prone, make sure you are giving consistent g spot pressure and are breathing through your nose. This is the supreme way of treating your partner with foreplay.

Dave: Doing anything special with your wife for Valentine's day?
Greg: I'm gonna bless her with The Dirty Lenny and make her cum a bunch so that she doesn't feel so bad about my otherwise general sexual laziness.

by The Dirty Lenny March 15, 2021

The Dirty Ralphs

The Dirty Ralphs are a group of awesome guys in Beta Theta Pi that put the social and "fratty" aspects of a fraternity in Beta. The Dirty Ralphs are the most social group of guys in the fraternity and often regarded as the most fun.

Hey, I heard you were going with a Beta to formal, is he part of The Dirty Ralphs?

by The Dirty Ralphs April 10, 2013

The Dirty Hungarian

The act of fingering two different girls at the same time (one with each hand), while simultaneously having a third girl riding you as you are sucking on her tits.

N: BRO, I think I peaked last night.
J: What Happened?
N: I went out last night and did "The Dirty Hungarian".
J: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by thedirtyhungarian January 4, 2017

The Dirty O

The Original Hot Dog Shop....the place to be if you're a drunken Pitt student. If you've had one of those nights in Oakland, you've probably ended up here.

It's 2AM and we're fucking drunk. Time for The Dirty O.

by Don't Walk Away December 12, 2010