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criss angel

A once good magician who now drinks too much and offers drunk women money to flash him.
by Yomima May 9, 2007
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Criss Angel Crap

When you have to take a shit really badly, but once you go to the bathroom, you don't have to go anymore.
I had a total Criss Angel crap today! I ran to the bathroom and it was gone like magic!
by ezra__factory May 4, 2015
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Criss Angel Syndrome

When a person suffers from the mistaken impression that anybody gives a shit who they are and what they do.
Because Terry could kind of juggle he suffered from Criss Angel Syndrome.

Terry: "Hey guys! Look at this!"

Guys: "Fuck you Terry."
by The Truthalizer September 26, 2009
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Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!

Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
by Vftw November 8, 2007
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