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by badgerman5566 May 25, 2010
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pet name (pardon the pun) for either a male or females genitals.
Woa! Watch it..you almost hit me in the bird.
by sexy mama February 4, 2007
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I want to add something to an otherwise perfect explanation which a pasted below:

The Bird
The Bird is a complicated sexual maneuver. Successful completion requires five (5) people, one of whom is The Bird.

The Bird takes one dick from the back, one dick in the mouth, one dick in their left hand (while the person stands on The Bird’s left), and one dick in their right hand (while the person stands on The Bird’s right).

Bent over with all four (4) penises in position, The Bird jerks their arms back-and-forth while rocking their body back-and-forth. They look like they are trying to fly away, hence, The Bird.
Dude, I just walked in on the sickest shit I have ever seen!

I caught Nathan, Matt, Jon, Mitch, and Dave doing The Bird!
by The Supporter March 08, 2007
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What he forgot was that if the person in the middle (The Bird) is a male, the move can also be coined the Pterodactyl (awkwardly spelled). He also forgot to mention that this move is most often executed after a long night of partying, or at the end of an otherwise typical porno.

Your welcome,
"At the end of the flic Jasmin does The Bird"

"At the end of the flic Cody does The Pterodactyl"
by Also known as the Pterodactyl November 24, 2015
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When you lay your girlfriend on her back and you stab her in the but and hold yourself up with you pelvis.
I tried the bird last night. My dick got stuck
by Painful fart September 22, 2017
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Not just an ordinary damn bird, but a bird in a god damn human form with a giant ass beak that can peck the living hell out of eyes, and also can fly like usual.
He will also yell at people right up their ears defining that "they are a bird," scream, and THEN peck their eyes out.
Equivalent to another person, who is equivalent to another person also.
Person 1: "Oh shit it's the bird!"
the bird: "I'm a bird- (insert internal screaming)"
Person 1: "Oh shit no-"
Person 2: "No! How dare you- oh shit!"
the bird: "I'm a bird-"
by dorsaldeer2004 February 17, 2018
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you know shit hit the fan when they called in the bird
by Ggghhhhggg May 31, 2020
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person 1: have you heard?
person 2: heard what?
person 1: you haven't heard?
person 2: no.
person 1: A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word
by The One You Call God September 11, 2020
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