by NippleTassles5000 January 13, 2012
Buddy 1: dude how should we make a hockey rink?
Buddy 2: let's burn the house down so the firemen will come with their firehoses!
Buddy 1: that's straight up Swanson logic.
Buddy 2: let's burn the house down so the firemen will come with their firehoses!
Buddy 1: that's straight up Swanson logic.
by deer huntin December 09, 2015
The definition of virgin.
Has no friends and thinks old tik tok trends are funny.
His microscopic willy really shows when he talks about little kids.
Has no friends and thinks old tik tok trends are funny.
His microscopic willy really shows when he talks about little kids.
Craig Swanson Likes mark felton.
by Seamus Jewson April 20, 2022
by Regomyrego December 13, 2018
Dansby Swanson is one FINE ASS man. He plays baseball for the Atlanta braves and I you go to a game and see his faced you will be BLESSED. This boy also has the best ass in the MLB (fuckin try me) and he looks like a model. So far the mans is single. (2018) he is in the class AAA because he's such a fine ass shortstop and he has a BUNCH of fangirls. Most of them girls that go to a braves game are there for dansby.
by cameronswanson July 15, 2018
by Nick D February 27, 2003
You're being such a Kent Swanson, knock it off!
by Kent Swanson November 28, 2022