The Reverse Michael Jackson

When a man craps on a woman’s face, proceeding to sit on the face rubbing his behind back and forth on the face until the woman has turned from white to brown.

Damn bro last night was crazy, i gave my girl “the Reverse Michael Jackson”

by SlimJesus03 December 21, 2020

The Reverse Woodchipper

Also called "the Jacob," this term describes when a woman or gay man fists a man up the asshole so far that he farts blood on the fister's face.

Finn was covered in blood because she gave Jacob The Reverse Woodchipper.

by Kingdom winning June 14, 2011

The Reverse Anal Pilgrim

To cut of your partners head with anykind of sharp object (preferrably a lawnmower blade) while in the act of intercourse and then fuck your dead partner in the anal cavity (asshole) while dressed in traditional pilgrim clothing.

Person 1 - Did you take care of that whore girlfriend of yours.

Person 2 - Yeah, i cut that bitch's head clear off, and then i used the reverse anal pilgrim on her before i disposed of the body.

Person 1 - Thats pretty goddamn impressive!!

Person 2 - I Know Right?

by Jon Carson August 30, 2009

the reverse pirate

When you're giving a guy a blow job, after he cums in your mouth you get up and spit it back in his eye and scream "Arrrrg!".

I gave my guy the reverse pirate last night, needless to say, he won't be begging for another blow job again any time soon.

by Captain Bitch January 18, 2010

The Reverse Hillbilly

The act of making sweet, sweet love to your cousin or sibling of the same sex.

Joe Bob: I just made intercourse with Bobby Joe

Billy Bob: but he's your cousin! You gon' an' don' The Reverse Hillbilly

Joe Bob: Oh well

by Duck Funnel March 14, 2011

The Reverse Monocle

A variation of the (Eye) Socket Fuck...Having someone take out their prosthetic eye and assume the doggy style position. Wedge the eye in the butt crack, just above the balloon knot. Have great sex...for a twist on The Pirate, try the Pirate Monocle, pull out on cum on the fake eye. Kicking in the shin or equivalent is optional...

"Hey Boss..."
..."Yeah?"
"You remember that hot chick with the fake eye?"
..."Yeah"
"I did the The Reverse Monocle all over her ass last night...Arrgh..."
..."Nice..."

by The real Keyser Soze April 13, 2013

The Reverse Slimeball

The act of reverse jizzing back into yourself.

"Bro I was jacking off last night and got hit with the reverse slimeball."

by The Original Slimeball June 4, 2018